Jägerbräu, or Jägerdraught, is a secret recipe of the Heterodynes, dating back to the time of Vlad Heterodyne the Blasphemous, responsible for the creation of Jägermonsters. This potion, distilled from the waters of The Dyne, was given to only the most loyal and strong soldiers, changing them, altering their appearance, and making them nearly immortal and almost indestructible, making them the perfect shock troops and companions of the Heterodynes of old. When it didn't just horribly kill them, of course.

In JagerspeakEdit

Der Jägerbräu (vit or vitout umlautz) iz a zecret rezipe uff de Heterodynez, dating beck to der dayz uff Vlad Heterodyne der Blasphemous, who vaz a veird guy amung veird guyz, but also a very schmot guy. Dis potion, distilled from de vaters uf De Dyne, vas given only to de most loyal uf his soldiers, changink dem into de first Jägermonsters. Dey hat become nearly immortal, und alzo nearly indestruktable, mekking dem de porfekt schock-troopz und companionz to de Bad Old Heterodynez. For generations, doze who svore de Jägertroth deed so in hopes uf vun day beink uffered de Jägerbräu, knowink its power vas vorth de risk uf agonizink death.

Uff-duty, dhey iz fond uff beer und mekking jokez und flirting vit de pritty gorlz.

Vhen on-duty, dhey iz relentlezz hunterz und fighterz, schtriking fear into dheir enemiez und fighting un in schpite uff injuriez dot vould kill a normal man.

All uff diz, de vay dot normal men iz torned into monzterz (rumoured to eat babiez!) iz laid upon der doorschtep uff de myzteriouz Jägerbräu. De zekret uff der "bräu" iz klozely guarded, keeping de tektical adventage among de Heterodyne forzez.

Credit due to Jägerkapitän Veles JagerMunster; posted as an interdimensional courtesy.

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Relevant Outside Information Edit

There may be a vague connection between Jägerbräu und Jägermeister.

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